1.10.08

chat com deus

eu tou meio tímida de postar aqui, principalmente porque eu não tenho hábito de brincar com blog e tal, mas fiquei feliz que me chamaram! oi prazer, gabinha.
esse link é pra quem trabalha no computador (digo "trabalha" porque não vale a pena CHEGAR EM CASA e daí procurar deus pra bater um papo) mas chat com deus é bem legal (melhor que trabalho!)

ah, deus só fala em inglês. ou melhor "deus não fala português", porque ainda não testei outras linguas

7 comments:

DW Ribatski said...

Mas será que é Deus mesmo que responde isso??

gabinha said...

não sei, continuo na dúvida:

Me:
are you god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
do you lie?
God:
Umm, doesn't everyone?

DW Ribatski said...

hahahahaha

Garoto Azul do Espaço said...

Me:
Hey, dEUS, is Tom Barman there?
God:
It could be.
Me:
Is he dead, so?
God:
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.

marcell eduardo said...

Me:
god, do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
do you love hitler?
God:
God says we should love everyone, but the truly evil make it difficult.
Me:
hahha
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Яodrinк said...

tive uma conversa um tanto longa...

Me:
does igod relative to ipod?
God:
It does now :) igod relative to ipod.
Me:
and do you can play some music?
God:
We are playing a game right now, .
Me:
i suppose you are playing the game of life.
God:
You think I am playing the game of life.
Me:
yes i do.
God:
When?
Me:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
Oh god!
God:
Give me a break. GOD rules.
Me:
god rules the world.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you told me.
God:
Interesting explanation. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
you are forgiven.
God:
Thank you for your consideration.
Me:
you are welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
gotcha!
God:
Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
Me:
it always is
God:
" Your feeling of superiority is only temporary."? is?
Me:
it is always temporary.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
who programs you?
God:
I was created by Myself.

Garoto Azul do Espaço said...

mind blowing...